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Now, onto the show!
NEW BTS: SUMO!
I've been known to abuse my powers here at Hammer HQ.
Sometimes for good...
Sometimes for pure EVIL!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Let's go behind the scenes to watch me manipulate my employees to get what I want and make odds on the sumo match of the century.
Check it out HERE.
NEW: Hammer It Out
Rose, 28, calls in for some marital advice.
She's suuuuper into having kids, with 3 already (all from different dudes), and looking to have more.
Her bf is also on the line, and they have QUESTIONS.
We start off with betrayal, move into debt, and go all the way into...
Well...
The title really says it all.
You can watch the drama unfold here.
NEW: Breaking Down: Over A Quarter Million of LGBTQ Debt
I mean, the dog collar really does say it all, doesn't it?
We're doin' a little round table about everything that went into the making of this lil' episode.
Casting.
Filming.
Packaging.
All. Of. It.
My favorite quote of the episode, "They remind me of the gay ghost hunters." - Fat Brandon.
Check it out here.
All that and more is going down on the Elite channel: the best YouTube membership on the whole goshdarn planet!
So if you just can't get enough of Audit, go ahead and sign up for new shows every weekday.
Taquitos,
Caleb "Why Would He Try to Get w/ Her Mom?" Hammer
