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Hackers made me do it. That was the excuse a Best Buy worker gave when police arrested him for allegedly helping shoplifters steal nearly $41,000 in goods. The scheme: The employee, who worked at a store in Savannah, Georgia, said he received emails identifying specific customers that he should allow to walk out with stolen goods, down to what they’d be wearing.

The twist: He claimed the hackers threatened to release nude photos of him if he didn’t comply, which is either a very elaborate scheme or the worst excuse since “my dog ate my homework.” When police asked for details, he couldn’t provide a single name, email address, or physical description of his supposed blackmailers. Either way, people walked out with PlayStations, VR headsets, TVs, and—critically—low-cost snacks and drinks.

Also in today's newsletter:

  • What is SpaceX’s acquisition of xAI really about?
  • The tech elite named in the newest Epstein files drop.
  • Some of your ChatGPT results are being manipulated.

—Whizy Kim and Saira Mueller

THE DOWNLOAD

Photo Illustration of xAI and SpaceX logos for merger

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TL;DR: SpaceX is buying xAI for $250 billion to—according to Elon Musk—build AI data centers in space. But skeptics say it’s really a financial rescue for Musk’s AI company, which is burning cash, facing regulatory heat, and dragging X’s debt along for the ride—right as SpaceX gears up for a potentially historic IPO.

What happened: It’s 2030, and you’re at the HQ of a company that does rockets, AI, and social media. That’s not science fiction—it’s the future that Musk is building. Yesterday, Musk announced that SpaceX had acquired another of his firms, xAI, for a whopping $250 billion. The merged firm might be the most valuable private company in the world, with a post-move valuation around $1.25 trillion.

The merger bundles an extraordinary collection of Musk assets under one roof: rockets, Starlink satellites, the social network X (which xAI absorbed in March 2025), and Grok AI. Musk’s companies are already a deeply intertwined corporate hydra sharing investors, data, infrastructure, and executives—with Tesla even investing $2 billion into xAI last year.

Why this happened (Musk’s version): As the CEO of the newly merged SpaceX—perhaps soon to be called SpaceXAI?—Musk says the move is about building AI data centers in space, a moonshot project other companies like Blue Origin and Google are also pursuing. “In the long term, space-based AI is obviously the only way to scale,” he wrote on the SpaceX website. The company recently filed an FCC application to launch up to 1 million satellites for this orbital data center venture.

Space data centers could reduce resource strain and regulatory obstacles on Earth, and SpaceX, which already has over 9,000 satellites in low Earth orbit, is arguably the most well-positioned to do so. But it’s a lot more complicated than launching a bunch of AI chips taped together toward the sky—cooling and radiation shielding for the data centers are just two of many roadblocks. And the project will take an enormous amount of capital, which is a driving force behind SpaceX’s IPO. Before the merger, Musk was reportedly trying to raise up to $50 billion to take the company public later this year; earlier, there were even reports of a potential SpaceX and Tesla merger.

The big “but”: It’s not clear how xAI helps SpaceX accomplish these lofty ambitions. Even at Musk’s typically breakneck pace, turning space data centers into a reality is still a ways off. And if SpaceX is about to IPO, the inclusion of xAI threatens to drag down its valuation. X is also facing intense scrutiny from regulators around the world for the Grok AI deepfake controversy, with French police raiding X’s offices today related to potential possession of child sexual abuse material.

Why others think this happened: Analysts and tech journalists speculate that this is really about the money—money for xAI. The AI company burns through about $1 billion per month as it races to stay competitive with Google, OpenAI, Anthropic, Meta, and more; it recently raised $20 billion in funding. X, for its part, is still saddled with debt following the $44 billion acquisition of Twitter—and subsequent rebranding—in 2022, though revenue has reportedly improved after taking a dive following Musk’s takeover.

Meanwhile, SpaceX raked in about $8 billion in profit last year. Starlink subscribers also doubled. The xAI acquisition of X last spring was largely seen as a lifeline for the social media site—now, SpaceX is essentially giving xAI a blood transfusion.

Time is a flat circle: In a twist of fate, the social media site once known as Twitter could soon be a public company again if the SpaceX IPO happens. (Musk wrote to the Twitter board saying that it would need to be taken private to fulfill its “potential to be the platform for free speech.”) xAI acquired the social network last year, making this the third time Musk “buys” Twitter. At this point, we're not sure if he thinks owning X is an annual subscription. —WK

From The Crew

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Google Workspace won’t leave us alone

Google has been aggressively rolling out AI features across Workspace, promising to make us more productive. But between the annoying (and often obvious) AI suggestions and Workspace's notification overload, it's starting to feel less like help and more like harassment. Today's rant comes from Sol Weman, associate creative strategist at Morning Brew, who's had enough:

Every day Google Workspace finds new ways to piss me off and tell me something I already know—"Simplify text," "Beautify this slide," "Let me send you the same notification for a Google Drive comment across Slack, email, and now Gmail Chat." JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

The AI suggestions feel like that friend who always interrupts you midsentence. And the notification cascade across every platform? We don't need four apps screaming about the same comment in a Google Doc. Sometimes the most productive thing tech can do is shut up and let us work. —SM

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THE ZEITBYTE

Elon Musk, Reid Hoffman, Sergey Brin

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Bill Gates was far from the only tech titan who allegedly orbited convicted child sex offender and accused trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. The latest Department of Justice dump of files—nearly 300GB worth—features a who’s who of Silicon Valley names. While these emails don’t prove any criminal wrongdoing, they do show how entangled the tech elite was with Epstein. Among those probably calling their PR teams:

Elon Musk appears more than 1,000 times in the new files, with previously unseen back-and-forths from 2012-13 discussing travel and a possible visit to Epstein’s private island. One exchange asks, “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?” Musk says he never went and that, for him, “partying with young women” wouldn’t require a “creepy loser like Epstein.”

Reid Hoffman, whose ties to Epstein were already known, appears in a new context: An email from Epstein claims Hoffman visited the Caribbean island in 2014, apparently as bait to lure Musk (according to Musk). Hoffman says his only in-person visit was for MIT fundraising. The DOJ release also corroborates scheduling emails tying him to Epstein’s island, New Mexico ranch, and New York townhouse.

In 2013, Virgin Group CEO Richard Branson emailed Epstein, saying it was nice to see him and that he would love to meet again, “As long as you bring your harem!

Peter Thiel seemed to initiate meetups with Epstein and discussed everything from Thiel’s Gawker lawsuit to political strategy. The last known exchanges date to 2019.

Sergey Brin and Larry Page also reappear: Emails show Brin planned to meet Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell at Epstein’s New York townhouse in 2003 (before Epstein’s 2008 conviction), and another references an unknown occasion when both Brin and Page were allegedly at Epstein’s home.

Former Windows chief Steven Sinofsky forwarded confidential Microsoft emails to Epstein about the “catastrophic” failure of Windows’s Surface tablet, then sought Epstein’s advice on his exit package. Epstein even brokered a meeting between Sinofsky and Tim Cook, telling Sinofsky that Cook was “excited to meet.”

Longevity guru and biohacker Bryan Johnson surfaces for the first time—DOJ records show he sought a meeting with Epstein while building Kernel in 2017 due to Epstein’s MIT ties. On X, Johnson said it was a single 10-minute Zoom call where he immediately felt that “something was deeply wrong.”

Newly released emails also show Epstein was an early investor in Coinbase, putting $3 million into the exchange in 2014. Coinbase co-founder Fred Ehrsam was personally aware of the deal and reportedly tried to arrange a meeting with Epstein to discuss it.

And more details about Gates have emerged: Emails Epstein sent to himself allege that the Microsoft cofounder contracted a sexually transmitted disease from “sex with Russian girls” and wanted to “surreptitiously give” antibiotics to ex-wife Melinda French Gates. Gates denies these claims. —WK

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